Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!
1 – Breasts are for looking and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1 – Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. (To ladies defence I’ve never heard any lady bring this up apart from movies).

1 – Saturday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of tides. Let it be.

1 – Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1 – Crying is blackmail.

1 – Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints don’t work! Strong hints don’t work! Obvious hints don’t work! JUST SAY IT! (I’mma rat on the guys by saying when we do get the hints we just don’t appreciate the way you go about it so make a game of it).

1 – ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. (Debatable).

1 – Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy are what your girlfriends are for. (Ouch).

1 – A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1 – Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1 – If you think you’re fat you probably are. Don’t ask us. (Call Paras instead hehehe).

1 – If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the way makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1 – You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1 – Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. (AMEN).

1 – Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (But he did by mistake!)

1 – All men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. (Speak for yourself!). Peach, for example, is a fruit. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (Google it :o)

1 – If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1 – If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1 – If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1 – When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really.

1 – Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics such as: Sex, Sports or Cars. (What happened to FOOD? Anyway click here to know about ‘The Nothing Box‘).

1 – You have enough clothes.

1 – You have too many shoes.

1 – I am in shape. Round is a shape. (LOL).

1 – Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, bud did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

(JEYA!). Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them an education.
(JUST DON’T SHOOT THE FWD’er).