Dad’s reply…good one…. from Kumar
Took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green , red , orange , and blue .
My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
‘Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’