Samir Devnas Husband Dave - just read that England’s new kit is gonna be three tampons instead of three lions to represent the worst period they’ve ever had…….

Rick Rixs Mwah - Sam in short HITLER just screwed the QUEEN!

Kunj J. Shah – For those of you in England bored of the football, there is a good movie later in the evening on BBC 1….Out of Africa…

Mehul K. Shah – The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” said Jamal aged 6.

Lucy Piri – can just hear my mum singing to her self ‘eye-eye-ippy the germans bombed our chippy, eye-eye-ippy-ippy eye’
loserrrrrrrrrr.

Vivek Shah – SKY BREAKING NEWS….. Osama Binladen has just appeared in a new tv message proving he is still alive. He said the English football team were crap on Sunday night, British intelligence have dismissed it saying it could have been recorded at any time during the last 44 years…

Zainab Bagodonuts – my teabag stays in the cup longer than England.