The Curry Chart
35. Poppadum Preach – Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon – Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers – Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free – Wham
31. Dansak Queen – Abba
30. Korma People – Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me – Abba
28. When I Phall in Love – Nat King Cole
27. You Can’t Curry Love – Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police – Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna – D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau – Kylie Minogue
23. It’s Bhuna Hard Days Night – The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans – Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma – The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk – Doris Day
19. It’s My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To – Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
18. I’m a Bhaji Girl – Aqua
17. Sag Aloo – Black lace
16. Take That and Chapati – Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can’t Find My Bhaji – Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don’t Want To Dansak – Eddie Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling – Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi – Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo – Abba
10. I Don’t Want to Go to Chutney – Elvis Costello
9. Rice Rice Baby – Vanilla Rice
8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights – Kiss
7. Tandoori Deliver – Adam and the Ants
6. Love me Tandoor – Elvis Presley
5. We Don’t Have to Tikka Clothes Off – Jermaine Jackson
4. Bye Bye Balti – Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild – Steppenwolf
2. Livin’ Dhal – Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now – Fatboy Slim