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4 types of chain letters … from Taz

4 types of chain letters … from Taz by Tasneem Gwaderi on Friday, 21 December 2007 at 11:39 · A humorous explaination of the four types of chain letters There are four basic types of chain letters: Chain Letter Type I: Make a wish!!! (This is where you have to scroll down) Really, go on and make one wish!!! Oh please, s/he’ll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!! Not *that* either, you pervert!! Is your finger getting tired…

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER … from Taz’s mom

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER … from Taz’s mom Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.” Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet…

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Inspirational Quotes … from Taz

Inspirational Quotes … from Taz Our favourite inspirational quotes to get you up and ready for the world No matter how positive a person you are, you are not a machine. It is easy to get the wind knocked out of you when the obstacles of modern life get in your way. However, despite how bad things get, the truth is that you are not alone − everyone finds themselves feeling deflated or uninspired at some point. So, if you…

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Aircraft Gripe Sheet Humour … from Taz

Aircraft Gripe Sheet Humour … from Taz Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next…

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Chicken Recipe with Popcorn Stuffing … from Taz

Chicken Recipe with Popcorn Stuffing … from Taz Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing – imagine that! When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who are just never sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this recipe a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. baking chicken 4 ozs. melted butter 4 ozs. cup stuffing 4 ozs. uncooked…

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STRESS MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE … from Taz

STRESS MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE … from Taz Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in…

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