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Apple Does It Again … from Anudip

Apple Does It Again … from Anudip Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Why is it difficult for us to forgive others?‏ … from Anudip

HOW YOU TREAT ME IS YOUR KARMA – HOW I REACT, IS MINE Why is it so difficult for us to forgive others? Why do we find it so hard to let go? Sometimes, even years after a certain incident; Sometimes, even after they have apologized; Sometimes, when they have hurt you unknowingly and have no idea that you are struggling to forgive them. Why? Because we are usually under the misconception that we will be doing them a favor…

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Politically Correct Statements … from Anudip

Politically Correct Statements … from Anudip The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: ‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.’ ===================== Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such…

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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise from Anudip

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise from Anudip I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: – I do physical labor. – I work at great depths. – I plunge headfirst into everything I do. – I do not get weekends or public holidays off. – I work in a damp environment. – I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. – I work in high temperatures. – My work exposes…

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BMW vs. Women from Anudip

An engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven’. The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, ‘I want to hang out with God.’ St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. He then asked God,…

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