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Sardar in Arabia … from Vishal Gudka

Sardar in Arabia … from Vishal Gudka A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.” The German was first in line; he thought…

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British Generosity … from Gita Patani and Vishal Gudka

British Generosity … from Gita Patani Let me see if I’ve got this right… IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN…

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The Scientific Meaning of the Gayatri Mantra … from Vishal

The Scientific Meaning of the Gayatri Manta … from Vishal From Gatatri Mantra Meaning Gayatri mantra has been bestowed the greatest importance in Vedic dharma. This mantra has also been termed as Savitri and Ved-Mata, the mother of the Vedas. Ombhur bhuvah swah Tat savitur varenyam Bhargo devasya dheemahi Dhiyo yo nah prachodayat The literal meaning of the mantra is: O God! You are Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Almighty. You are all Light. You are all Knowledge and Bliss. You are…

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For PC-Users – Carpal Tunnel Syndrome … from Kumar and Vishal

For PC-Users – Carpal Tunnel Syndrome … from Kumar and Vishal Correct Postures Here are some correct postures which should be used while using a computer to reduce stress and other ill effects. Please take good care of your wrist while using the keyboard and mouse of your computer. Long term repetitive action stress can lead to Carpal Tunnel. You could end up going under a surgery that looks like this: Plz don’t Ignore this mail… Follow the simple exercises…

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GOOD VISION WHILE DRIVING IN A DOWN POUR … from Vishal Gudka

GOOD VISION WHILE DRIVING IN A DOWN POUR … from Vishal Gudka How to achieve good vision while driving during a heavy downpour. We are not sure why it is so effective just try this method when it rains heavily. This method was told by a Police friend who had experienced and confirmed it. It is useful…even driving at night. Most of the motorists would turn on HIGH or FASTEST SPEED of the wipers during heavy downpour, yet the visibility…

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Christmas 2009 … from Vishal

Christmas in heaven is going to be great this year! Patrick Swayze is doing the dancing, Farah Fawcett is playing the angel, Stephen Gately (Boyzone) is singing carols around the tree, Keith Floyd is serving up a fantastic dinner, and Michael Jackson will be looking after the kids.

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