THE ULTIMATE MATRIX REVIEW (Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions, Matrix Much More!) – 8 April 2006

The Ultimate Matrix Collection (10 DVD SET!!!):
Since you’re too likely to have watched the movies I’ll skip the obvious and will TRY keep it as curt as my fingers let me.

1 – The Matrix. The movie plus philosopher’s commentaries while they watch the movie and then critic’s commentaries while they watch the movie.

2 – The Matrix Revisited. Before even reading the script Keanu was told to read 3 books. These guys focused on things like showing more green and grids while in the matrix and more blue and more natural/less styled look of everyone in the ‘real world’. Now remember the camera work where you see the shots like time’s frozen and the camera pans all round? It’s called Bullet Time. The 4 main actors had to go through 4 months gangsterous training in Kung Fu and choreography. Hah Keanu had some operation on his next so his next was stiffer than normal, thing of why his acting looks stiff is coz he’s a perfectionist, dude is so hard on himself, especially with his movements, even after the directors say they’re happy with the takes he’ll still wanna do more. Before shooting the had a auspicious Buddhist ceremony. That pig looks yum! Damn you know the crowded scene on the street… they cast a lot of twins and triplets… didn’t even realize that. Then you have those backgrounds that look real… now their Australia one is the biggest translit (spelling). When they wrapped it was 1.01 (Neo’s number). Then you’ve got 41 audio tracks, 3 hours worth of music which I cant seem to be able to locate in the movies themselves so I guess its electronic/trance/techno/ambient/chill-out tracks inspired BY the movie. And much more. Note: This is just the first one lol.

3 – The Matrix Reloaded. Movie plus same commentaries. Note: That rave in the cave scene what when I first actually realized that I get The Rush. I mean the sound syncing, the choice of song, wardrobe, warm colours, lil bit of lovemaking. Ok I’m taking a break to get that rush.

4 – The Matrix Reloaded Revisited. Remember production for this was kept so top secret sometimes even the actors were baffled (according to FHM). 23 scenes/back-story shot for the console game that plug into the action of The Matrix Reloaded. Building the Merovingian’s lair is too good (Merogingian’s share a bloodline with Christ… apparently). The statues, the halls, doors, murals, paintings… its gorgeous but not real e.g. the marble looking floor is really vinyl. A day in the life of Chen Hu/The Tiger (martial artist/stunt man/wire team/choreography). He’s trained in weapons alone for 10 years. Oh baby the car chases, they even got Knightrider on the highway. For the parking lot they got Cadillac’s from some Cadillac club in Wales. One of them was the only one on the road anywhere in the world. The other one was in a museum somewhere. There’s a vertigo shot which took one year plus! For effects on the twins they studied jellyfish. Anatomy of the amazing freeway truck crash. Creating and anatomy the Burly Brawl… you know what that is? The Neo and 100’s of Agent Smiths fight. Conversation with Master Wo Ping (martial arts choreographer/director). And much more.

5 – The Matrix Revolutions. Movie plus documentaries.

6 – The Matrix Revolutions Revisited. Remember production for this too was kept so top secret sometimes even the actors were baffled (according to
FHM). Shows us the crew from props, animators, stuntmen, special fx to details of the 2nd unit to the Director of Photography (D.O.P.) all the way to the masters of light and shadow. They show how they got folks to run on the ceilings/walls/pillars and how their techniques evolved. Then you got the freak extras in the club. Creating and anatomy of the whole machine vs. war scene towards the end. Creating The Super Burly Brawl and anatomy of the super punch. Oh wow… the Revolutionary Composition bit is all about the music and sound effects. Check this out… for the Super Burly Brawl the Wachowski Bros suggested to the composer that his orchestra to sing in Sanskrit from the Upanishads. Don’t worry if you don’t know what they’re about coz I’ve recently acquired some knowledge on that. Big up Washowskis! Back to sound effects… special big up to them coz they didn’t get to see the proper movie still it came out so the sounds they had to record… oh yeah record coz the sound guy didn’t wanna use the same ones from his library so he got all these new ones for the sentinels, got a couple of martial artist beating the crap out of each other for 4 days and recorded that. Bust up cars for those scenes and all swung all kinds of stuff for the whoosh sounds used in punches. And much more.

7 – The Animatrix. Simply put 9 short Japanese-anime/manga/Japanime films. Complexly put… manga comes into it, CG comes into it, they either fill up some before/after/between stories of the movie or just things concerning the Matrix. Some of the stuff is really disturbing. Believe this right… the animators said they thought they were watching anime just by watching the movies themselves in fact one of the anime dudes say that the Brothers knew more about Japanese-anime then some of the anime peeps themselves. 4 of the stories they wrote and the others they collaborated with the directors so the stories are theirs but the animation they wanted of the directors. That’s how wicked Wachowski’s hooked their movies up. Oh wow they have a history and culture of anime… from the best anime folks, how it evolved after the war, folks from 6 to 60 are into it, limited animation, smooth motion. Things like if the characters eyes are big then that’s a ‘good guy’, smaller ones are not. The beauty of it comes coz of the budget production coz that’s where anime procedures differ from normal cartoons. They kinda ‘cheat’ what they can for magical results. You also got the gestures and the non-stated, kinda like less talk means more. It has no rules when it comes to violence, sex and other taboos where the West put restrictions. Oh but the Godfather of manga did copy from the West to start it all is why you see the characters look more Caucasian. Then you got the making of the short films. The first one is too nice man the textures are lifelike and sexy. Well the girl is. The ‘recapitulation’ of historic and current events, references to our nature/behaviour, myths and legends and epics and folklore and tradition thrown in all the films. Mixing 2D anime with 3D CG was kinda controversial back then, its pretty much mainstream now. And what? And much more!

8 – The Roots of the Matrix. Ok here you got the philosophy of the matrix. They’ve got philosophical analogies from Plato to Descartes to Socrates to Berkeley to Kant to Nietzsche to Baudrillard to Nozick to LaPlace to Hume to Schopenhauer and put it forward in a more digestible presentation. We all know each character is a metaphor or illusion in philosophy in math/science/physics/biology/IT and religion. See this is what I love about it… they mix science with spirituality. They throw ‘suggestions’ that make you ask yourself questions and they do it with a good dose of entertainment. Wow thought experiments, we normally do it ourselves as in ‘What if change the parameters of the world thus and so?’ Yo this goes deep. Mostly scholars/theorists/philosophers deconstructing the intellectual underpinnings of the trilogy. Make sense? They also get into cyberpunk, jazz mythology, Gnostic Christianity (in the first Matrix), Samsara in Buddhism. Ignorance is bliss and how we are so comfortable that we don’t wanna wake up (like Cypher). The Brothers slowly open your minds and the other two they go on rampage for your to come to your own conclusions about the riddles that don’t get solved. That rave scene in Reloaded one is apparently very Tantra. Upanishads are in there too, along with Advaita Vedanta (Hindu scriptures and philosophy in short). Matrix Reloaded is seen as The Old Testament reloaded i.e. The New Testament. My fav bit is where they say Reloaded is about love. Neo/The One forsakes all for Trinity. Ok Revolutions now, the lil Indian girl is meant to signify Sati (first wife of Shiva and stuff), lot of Taoism too. Examples of Taoism… Oracle in black and Architect in white (one unbalances the other balances respectively). So apart from the Oracles yin-yang earrings and her and Architect we see the Neo and Agent Smith yin-yang Revolutions is also meant to link with The Book of Revelations. Neo pilots the ship called Logos (meaning word), so he’s basically brining The Word to the people. Something about Jewish Cabala and Mysticism too. Wow that was all once section. The other bit is if the notion of the real Matrix is plausible. An investivagion of the technologies that inspire the metaphor of the Matrix Trilogy. Jesus man… have you guys ever had a chat in those rooms where you have avatars and backgrounds and all that? The way these guys put it, that it will be the avenue folks take to get to that virtual space in the Matrix. Nanobot seem to be another factor that will be in our bodies to help us switch off our senses to be able to get into the virtual space. I don’t want that! Ok so some bits are advantageous like the kid that learnt how to fly a plane with this simulator game but damn, I’m trying to be able to get away from the material world to check out the spiritual world not the virtual world. That like we’re already living a fake life and wanna escape it for an even faker world? Don’t know about you but I think we’re robotic enough as it is. E.g. When Meera and I got the puzzle Shorty mentioned something about ‘puzzles are for kids or old people’. Most folks already know I go against conventional methods so that was totally robotic right. Now picture yourself as a really complex machine (human body)… and you still wanna throw in some nanobots to ‘help’ you to lose even more freedom in the guise of getting freedom? Come on now! Ok that’s better, they go into emergence, feedback loops, bottom-up governance (something about a singular dumb um.. entity/unit cant do much but lots of dumb things together make something very intelligent e.g. ants). Evolution of technology, things like reverse compilers (optimised chips to play/run programs), evolutionary computation (chips designed by machines which discovered the most efficient system). See I’m not gonna start explaining each one so I’ll just list em… genetic programming, cellular automaton, parallel computation. Yooooo virtual creatures… didn’t know this is where I saw it before. This is wicked… basically say they have a creature that’s made of two blocks… then they’re given goals and these things would evolve to perform that particular task. Kinda like the programmers play God coz then they single out the survivors and move on from there. Google the Kismet robot (hope its online) coz that’s just the bomb about how they look to be nurtured and even bored with things and try make you aware of what they’re attention is on. Gotta get some sleep… lets just say too much extra info.

9 – The Burly Man Chronicles. Whoa that was a lot! This one profiles the ‘society’ of craftspeople, actors and filmmakers who devoted years to the movie trilogy and the Enter the Matrix console game. Starts of with random shots of behind the scenes ‘boring to the average viewer’ stuff. More of Mo-Cap stuff, zero-gravity shoots, constructing the freeway, PPM’s (Post-Production Meetings), precision drivers, bit of repetition humour, Agent Smith/Hugo in facial, facial expression and body capture, even made a mould of him from the nipples up. Carrie-Anne gets a butt mould for her seat too. Keanu getting worked up in the Burly Brawl, THE ZION TEMPLE CONSTRUCTION, 969 folks in the set for the Zion rave kinda scene after which they had their own after party. IF ANYONE COMES ACROSS THIS DANCE MOVIE CLIP PLEASE HOOK ME UP. All that was just the USA bit. The Australian one required over 140 sets. SETS!!! 7500 costumes, 1450 self covered buttons.
Now the shoots here were more than double of USA and to top that there was a 2nd Unit preparing to shoot for the same amount of days. R.I.P – Tragedy struck as Aliyah died in the plane crash (her cast was meant to be Zee). A fire station lost 11 guards too and something to do with a painting to raise money. Original Oracle dies after the first two and is recast. Stats: 582000 staples, 245 miles of wood, 2853 gallons of glue to construct Hel Night Club. 300000+ keys in the Keymakers den. When it comes to dates they show 11.01.01 twice, that don’t make sense, or does it to some? Remember the Agent Smith mould? That was for 60 masks for all them Agent Smiths you see in 2 & 3. For a lot of the cast and crew it was their first time they’ve reached ‘day 200’. Has a Follow the White Rabbit section. (Did I mention they had a lot of Alice in Wonderland references in the… um… first movie I think hehehe kinda lost track. White Rabbit bit seems to be more info about individual craftspeople that devoted so much. When watching Burly Man Chronicles a white/green rabbit would appear on screen and if you pressed the enter button it’d take you to these individual info clips.
PRE-PRODUCTION… Includes crew from the following – Storyboard, conceptual designer, art directors, preproduction, script supervisor, costume designer, production designer, construction supervisor, weapons coordinator.
ALAMEDA SHOOT… Rigmaster section is about – special effects coordinator, ronumentary????, oh Rondell (supervising stunt coordinator, a day in the life if Agent Johnson, Actor Anthony Zerbe.
AUSTRALIA SHOOT… Tribute to Aliyah, Gloria Foster and especially September 11th. World Champion Boxer Roy Jones Jr. tells us how it feels to play his first part in the movie. Mary Alice (Gloria’s replacement as the Oracle). Dessert of the Real is about the desserts the chef’s prepared and some really odd-looking dishes… did anyone notice that in the movies? Anyway it’s basically catering up-close. Makeup Department Head Peter Robb-King mostly on blinding and charring Keanu’s eyes for the scene. Upgrades is about the new improve agents.
Observation: Smith calls Neo Mr. Anderson. The Upgrades are Agent Thompson and Agent Jackson. If we go back a few lines you’ll remember the day in the life of Agent Johnson. Wonder if the common suffix have a reaSON. Actor Ian Bliss. Publicity shoot. A day in the life of Dr. Cornell West. Says, his writings influenced the Wachowski Brothers and they even had a part for him as Councillor West. And finally The End section mostly about crew being away from family and home so long, witnessing separations and so on. And as always… so much more.

10 – The Zion Archive. Starts with 30 storyboards, yeah right
storyboards! More like amazingly avid cartoon strips/comic book slide show. Loads of sketches and draft concepts for 18 character profiles. 13 Ships mostly in 3D and mostly have divine names which include the Hindu Holy Trinity. 11 Machine sketches and animation profiles. Enough sketches, photographs and animations for 51 Sets. Media of all three movies… theatrical trailers, teaser trailers, TV spots, music videos. Rave Reel… Animated music video to a Indian trance track. Coz the animations were not in their final form (most of the time) I’ll just call it half-rendered custom edited animated music vid. How do I begin to explain The Matrix Online… you know how they pushed limits with the movies… well you’ll see the game is kinda like that, visit www.thematrixonline.com… they advise to let friends and family know that you shall not be available for some time (its that addictive). Shall check it out and let you know… if I return hehehe. And (not so much) more.

Summary – First of all imagine what the props people had to go through to replace statues, pillars, cars, etc. To help your imagination, picture the amounts of takes in the fight scenes, especially the takes with Keanu. The casting itself is so deeply researched/symbolic e.g. Persephone is originally Zeus and Dimiter’s daughter who was kidnapped by some demon dude (Merovingian). Hell the trilogy is totally symbolic, I’m hoping my bro finds the fwd explaining the numbers, characters etc. Spiritual too. I mean damn these Wachowski Bros. have so much exposure and knowledge about myths, legends, philosophy, culture, religion, etc and then some. These guys have pushed nearly every component of movie making to the next level. With the first Matrix it was the Bullet Time thing that they invented. Then everyone copied it. Story-wise they merged action movies with mind fu€k movies. On the animation side their movie pushed animators to animate humans and make them look real, plus coz of extra budget some animators got to try different techniques that worked perfectly. Props learnt a thing or two, one I mentioned earlier. Sound got to experiment dangerously with their microphones. Through out it all these directing siblings always referred to the trilogy as one movie. So basically this one movie broke a whole lot of new ground. Note: Don’t know if merging action and brain/idea movies is too good an idea coz you’re too engrossed either in the violence or figuring the damn thing that you don’t really get to appreciate all the other details they put so much thought into. Personal Note: I’ve felt this trilogy and of course Lord of the Rings have a very spiritual foundation to it concerning enlightenment especially with Neo. Then again I think everything has its roots in spirituality to help branch out to The Light. PHEW… So there you have it, a 2-week challenge reviewing, the Matrix Easter-egg, hopefully it is welcomed and valued. Jai Gurudev.

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Stag’ers Road Trip – 7 October 2005


Friday Night: Started with a wicked cousin dinner first, we couldn’t stop laughing man, even though most jokes were at The Sags expense it was all good. Dudes a comic himself. Get to Crib, Fish is tight, Stag’ers leave, second crew leave for Manchester at 6.

Saturday: Left at 8 I think after loading all of Jadu’s sista’s stuff. Off load at hers. Regroup with Stag’ers and seeing Dr. Dhru is always heart-warming. Dudes go to watch the match live while rest chill at Varsity. Everyone’s eaten, now its time to feed Slow. I head with Kazo to see his buds… glad I did coz I met Komal, my she’s grown… last we remembered each other was when I’s bullying her. Meet the boys again, head for high street? Whatever it was, Manchester sho has some beautiful people (not including the men coz I wont looking there). See some African band kinda group… good stuff, then see old couple swing dancing like they were on E/X/Ecstasy. Waited for the B-Boys to get breakin but they kept practicing and had issues with the floor and stuff and stuff. Get back to Jadu’s Sista’s but nobody home. We’re told Jadu left to get Elastoplasts. For like 3 HOURS!!! Turns out Shuli, Ravi and Dhru finished watching the match and booze had total control of what was gonna happen from then on. So they were at Varsity’s. Rinit decided to join us when he heard we were gonna hike. My… what a big bag you’ve packed lol. Play drinking game, get more booze and head for Wales. So the plan for Birmingham flopped? Reach, I ‘blackout’ while rest have jokes, I’m told at Rinit’s expense. Hospitable.

Sunday: Wake up, chill, since I wont hung-over or anything I made enough eggs while Slow sorted the beans and toast. Something we didn’t need to know: Slow confides in us about micturating in the sleeping bag so no one could use it. DUDE! Head for Nottingham to get Kazo’s dorm keys and all. Lawd them freshers was… well I have a picture of the Stag’ers all huddled up near the window check them down below which will explain it. Hmmm. Stag’ers head back to London to get Kazo’s stuff and the rest of Jadu’s sista’s stuff. Now it’s a known fact that ladies carry way more than mens but I think its time guys started carrying beard straighteners and pot freakin pourri too! So we head to see Rinit’s sis. Lol… decided Bushy should knock at the door while the rest hide. Note: Don’t know about the rest but I go nuts if I’m around so many brotha’s for so damn long so this was a relief. Get that sumptuous Hanky Panky Pie with 4 kindsa chocolates in it. Hmmmm I know what I’m having for lunch tomorrow. Put my foot in it with ‘you know guys don’t NEED to lose weight’. Then its off to meeting freshers. Young Oriental dude comes up to us asking what we do. I’m like agricultural management lol. If he asked anymore I’d be like in Kenya we grow so much tea and maize and then there’s weed also. But instead he dissed us saying we’re just here for a shag. Lil Punk! Yo kept seeing this Naïve Nubian Newbie and man she was the sweetest thing. So damn shy/innocent/decent looking. Kept kicking myself for not stepping to her. Oh well got burgers and a XXXX Lager surfboard for Kazo. Back to the dorm, drink, smoke, reminisce and ‘blackout’. You know its not really blackout right?

Monday: Now before the Stag’ers left there was a plan of going Alton Towers. Hehehe I think I already warned Rinit about going with the flow since hiking didn’t happen. So I’m like lets face it there’s only one flow and it comes in cans, kegs, bottles and tap so don’t get hopes up on any plans. Wake up, check out the campus and Freshers Fayre/Fair? So many communities man. And the greenery and trees… I’m loving it. Nubian Newbie next to me! Stag’ers are back and the White Horse pub. The amount of booze these guys can take it is unbelievable. Play pool and this kid keeps watching us playing, from his gestures you could tell when he disagrees with a shot. Bailey 10 years old, been playing pool for 5 years. Dude was good! And jolly and even told Ravi to shut his gob lol. Lol we decided to play doubles and Bailey had to choose a partner… I gave him no choice… just jumped up shouting ME ME ME. Get back to Kazo’s and get our drink on like animals. I have videos and pictures to prove it but they’re kinda shaming so I don’t think I’ll share much. This is what Gurdeep would call a cock party. Everyone went nuts especially with that blue blow-up stick thing. Oh and Ravi with the shaving foam… fudge that … JADU WITH THE SHAVING FOAM!!! I’ll leave it there. Head for Works to party (the one and only reason I like drink) and guess what. Ravi and I get frozen. Can’t remember how Ravi’s one went but when it comes to Ravi its jokes all the way. In my case – how old are you 23 when were you born 97 um no 71. Yeah bwoy see ya! Headed for some other club that was closed and finally got somewhere which was not really a club. Now in AOL there’s something called the Pinch. More on that later. It shed light on some things. Shuli and Fish were good enough to stay out with us. Get to dorm and find ourselves locked out. Made noise outside till hot hall mate opened the door for us… this was the funniest. She stays on top of Kazo right and now that we’re in we’re following her up. Ravi behind her and me behind him. Keep in mind she’s wearing a short skirt. We reach Kazo’s door and stop but Ravi man… LMFAO! Dude kept going like he was on a crusade. He was like how Jerry gets when Tom’s cheestrap mesmerises Jerry. Plus if you see Ravi he already looks out of space man. ROFLMAO@Ravi. Dude is the bomb man. If you’ve seen Ed, Edd and Eddy you know the mono-brow dude? Totally Ravi. Don’t know what the rest got upto coz I was done with that night.

Tuesday: Wake up to the sounds of laughing hyenas in the next room. Through out the whole trip every 30 seconds you’d hear the Stag’ers laughing. There I am under the table laughing at the laughing. If ever you’re down just pint the Stag’ers well and you’ll be laughing along in no time. Head back for Manchester coz Shuli, Jadu and Gurdeep had more tickets to watch the match live. Munch that amazing Jaffa’s food and more drinking at Gurdeep’s. If you wanna see drinking go out with a Singh/Sikh dude. Dude has a wicked place and I’d lost my buzz so I’m like if I drink now I’m just gonna sleep. Man on man… this cock party was spelt ALCOHOL! Everyone was all well behaved and chilled till G and Skippy went to bed. Gurdeep got energy like crazy as it is then whenever a good song played everyone had to drink to it. Hell everyone had to drink to everything. And there I am sitting sober observing and capturing on camera. Now just the smell of spirits makes me feel yuck but I wont gonna miss this for the world. The room was reeking and I must say I held up well. As for the Stag’ers… ONE FUNKING WILD ASS NIGHT IS WHAT IT WAS. Dog pile on fish, Gurdeep beating Sarit every other chance he got, neighbour telling us to shut the hell up, hater voicemails. And G… oh man now this guy had the attitude and strictness that I wish I had. He was funny and cool and all right but when it came to his Crib he said it straight up. Shuli had told me in advance that it wont gonna happen that way for The Crib. Man the guy was not please at all, first he’s woken up by angry neighbour lady, everyone’s still sleeping and I can hear him pissed OFF! All the mud in the doorway didn’t help. Neither did the living room lol. And of course he aint got proper sleep coz of all the shouting and singing. Skippy wont too mad… me and Fish were more fascinated by his accent. I tells ya you can know when a Black Brit is talking they just got that sweet twang in it. And G’s like I want to see all this sorted when I come back… head with Fish and Gurdeep to Jaffa’s and to get a 20 pack of Fosters. We’re meant to head back home today but plan changes to next day… now you’re all familiar with these ‘plans’ right… lol. So we’re home bound!!! YAY! Special big up to Fish for being righteous. Right on!

Names – Now normally Shuli assigns names to everyone every trip right. Ravi took over with a blast but more because he can’t remembemer. Rinit was suddenly Nitin. Gurdeep was Gaurav. Bailey was Billy. At one point Shuli was Rinit. I was Carlton. Then Gurdeep named me Walter (the Softie in Beano) coz I wont drinking. And Stag’ers coz it’s like a stag do with em (minus strippers of course) plus they may not fall down but after all that liquid you bound to stagger. That’s all for now.

Boozers and… Freshers
In need of AOL!


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AOL GERMANY 4 DAYS OF SILENCE AND GURU PURNIMA: BEST BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION – 1 August 2005

Notes:
1 – Getting cornrows at Tasha’s, white boys having a fight in the rain bullying one of the buddies etc. Oh yeah the Antonia who was after me was getting pissed coz Tasha had to do some rows again so he musta dissed her and left. Ronny (her lil boy) wont too happy with that so after the dude reached downstairs Ronny started throwing water at him and taunting him to cross the line again… man it was jokes. Dude ended up coming back so Ronny grabbed the broom and started swinging like a mad boy. Anyway it was all fun and jokes.
2 – Got my first wedding invite from Madhvi!!! In case we go ahead with the stag thing on the same dates sorry babes. Wedding or stag? Hard to decide hehehe.
3 – Since I was leaving I got Arti to replace me at work for a week.

!AOL OR BUST!
Wednesday 20th:
Half day at work. Teach Arti usual procedures etc. Leave for airport with Anup, Ameet and Meghna. Get to airport get tired of Ameet so hang with these other ladies that were playing ‘travelling guitars’, learnt to strum bla bla bla. Get to Baden Baden (Germany), get bus to Bad Antogast, had a satsang (spiritual sing-along) on the way. This is where the hate for my phone finally reached its limit coz I wanted to get in touch with Dilesh and it just freaking tripping! Pole Dilu. Yo at the ashram there were so manyyyyy hotties! Good thing this retreat was like a non-toxic Woodstock thing.

Thursday 21st:
I first got Abhyanga done (ayurvedic massage with 2 women doing the same thing equally on both sides), too much detail? I have not even begun about the massage baby! Now Moneeq came to me and she’s like hope you don’t mind two women massaging you. I was like that’s the only was I’mma having it! Somehow she was told I asked for two men. ARE YOU OUT YOUR MIND! So I’m shown to the room and then told to strip and wear nothing but something that looked like a doctors face mask. Not on my face, let’s just say my crotch had a nice lil hammock. The bits I was worried about were these intervals when my crotch hammock felt… um… taut. Since it was also Guru Purnima we had a Maha Kriya (gangsta meditation) and the satsangs are always lively man, folks dancing and all… I love it. Notes: My camera is out of batteries and there’s so many honeys, hills, trees, etcs.

Friday 22nd:
This was our break between Purnima and the Advance course so went shopping for batters. Checked out the area codes and boy oh boy that area is so gorgeous. Even had houses or buildings with matching flowers on the windows. Bonding with folks, usual wicked satsang and seva (service). The satsang rocked more coz of the Polish crew I was with. Darek (once the builtest body builder in Poland) just made my day coz he had his instruments and his fine wife shared her maraca with me. Plus you just have to see Darek in a satsang man. Wish I could load the videos somewhere.
Poland crew: These guys during satsang were cray-zee man. Ex body builder and wifey were kind enough to lend me their instruments

Saturday 23rd:
Usual meditations only this time it was too fit. After that Ameet got my titties in a knot. Here’s how it goes… I had this MILF smoking buddy and this time her buddy asked me if I had hashish as a joke. I tell Ameet and usual opinions and judgements ‘you see what kind of image you portray’, ‘wearing Tusker shirts to such things’. I was like ‘oh yeah I forgot you’re here to point out everyone’s covers before reading their story’ then ran to my non-UK area codes. Lol man lucky this was the day we had to go into silence. 4 days of no talking and I planned to cherish it every lil bit. Day was over so back to Ashram for seva with the Croatian crew.
Czech seva/service kitchen crew

Sunday 24th:
MEDITATIONS ON THE HIZZIE MAN! And usual routine walks, admiring hills and houses and nature and fruits and girls. Lol since we were in silence we were allowed to write botherations and questions. One lady wrote something about too hard to stop admiring men. Guruji was like admire on the breaks but best admire after the 4 days of silence, till then get down to bid’ness. Oh this was the night when the Denmark dude made enough noise in the kitchen, seva time. Since his crew was from jail I guess they had experience with kitchen work coz hey may have cling-clanged our ears out but he sure was fast. Croatian dude called him Superman.
Ex-con crew

Monday 25th:
We did funny practices today. Don’t wanna talk about it but everyone was like this Advance course is so chilled out, plus the funny games were never in the other programs. Well I got news, after Silver Jubilee AOL is gonna evolve. Guruji never asked for anything but this time he was really emphasizing how bad he wants as many Earthlings done with at least the Basic Course. All I’m gonna say is don’t miss the AOL train coz you may see a big difference after the course but man on man what a difference I just 2 years on. Kinda like seeing someone lose weight if you know how that goes. Back to Monday – They changed the timetable for Seva coz there were complains about working late and bla. This means lunch Seva at Oppenau!!! Yay! Lunch – seva, dinner – seva, got kicked out for doing too much so went to the Ashram and did more lol. You don’t realize how much happiness/fun/jokes/props/etc there is in seva till you do it. YOOO GURUJI SERVED ME FOOD!!! Folks went nuts with the woman in front of me, Sarojben even pounced on the soup. As for me he also took out a hair from my soup which seemed very sacred to Anup. Personally I find all that superficial but gotta be sensitive to others ideals so I gave Anup a spoon of the ‘blessed’ soup. Guruji blesses all the food anyway… oh well. We were having Satsang and nearly everyone dances/claps or sings along… I got so into it I forgot about the not talking bit and went up to Neeraj ‘do you know Garba’. Coz we can only sing and not talk and coz of the situation we cracked the hell up!
Seva/service time!

Tuesday 26th:
Today’s meditation just did it. I’mma try and word it… I got in the usual trance state bla and bla. It was the most disturbing meditation physically coz some people decided to go for a pee break and instead of jumping over my feet they be kicking and crap. But at the same time was I was feeling subconsciously/mentally/emotionally/in spirit/whatever… it was not the feeling a bliss but the feeling that I’d become bliss… hard to imagine that but I felt the physical kicks on the body but these waves of what I was on some other medium … DOES ANYONE GET THIS!!! I’M DYING TO SHARE THIS EXPERIENCE!!! After this I so wanted to get back in that state… kept questioning why I couldn’t, just then I see this moth trying to get out of the kitchen but banging on the window glass. DEEP AY? Or maybe there was something extra in my tea hehehe. So like the silence make you think and think and question and question. First the questions are small time (why does Ameet think his opinions are so big and why he gotta mess my head with not accepting me for me), then they go way way bigger till a couple of folks cried. Of course there were random thoughts that would come at intervals (how and where did they get all those slugs for the movie Slugs?). Silence ended today for most, I just wanted to stay in it but I just had to take pictures with some of the hotties and my new Worldwide buddies! Plus the kids just finished their course and they came over to perform which my and my new hip-hop buddy hyped them to sing. Note: Song was something like Celebration, Meditation, Elevation. Changed the words to Salivation, Medication, Elevation. No one could tell the difference. Yeah I know … cheap thrill. We were hyping the kids coz they sucked but showed courage.
We'd go sneak off during breaks for a ciggy. Yeah yeah I know we were meditating and all we shouldnt be doing that bla bla bla! Basia... gaaaad dayum!

Wednesday 27th:
Seva, lil meditation, more seva and we’re FREE!! I headed to the city again checked out the wicked church with Rajvir and em, her bud got me ice-cream coz it was HOT! Since everyone was packing and I had like 3 hours to kill… MORE SEVA!!! Only this time one of the teachers started slave driving us.
Note: All this seva made me realize how much I’ve neglected exercise. After all that seva I had to rest so I chilled with these
Lithuanians/Ukrainians/Russians who were having satsangs in their lingo first then Sanskrit so I could join. Dude spotted an eagle circling above us… wow. Just a small wow though. Get in the bus, more satsang, sleep, get to airport, have a picnic in the middle of the waiting area. Get through security with some curious eyes. Meet this crew of bikers. Everyone plans to sing me Happy Birthday in the plane… doesn’t happen. Instead get pulled to the side when we reach Stanstead. See the lady asked me if I had immigration problems or if I got asked that a lot. First question was yes, second’s answer was no but I just said NO straight up. So while I was waiting for them to do their checks and all I thought I’d go through my digi cam pics.
Then Shorty or Anup call. Basically that just put me in my hot water coz there was a big sign stating that it’s forbidden to take pictures in the control area and no mobile phones are to be used. In my head I was like ‘is this gonna happen all the time?’. Hell if they sent me back this time I’d be in Germany and I have no probs with that. Anup gave me his tambourine as a present, had a wicked SATSANG AGAIN and knowledge session while he dropped us home. Get home, Lalji’s bro has come and somehow my duvet and pillow were missing. I couldn’t care had to sleep so used to the AOL shoal I got. Froze my bootie middle of the night so wore couple of sweats and a jacket and knocked out again.
Chuuuch London crew: 4 days of silence over, lets check out germany. Celebrating my birthday at the airport

Thursday 28th My Birthday:
Washed, ironed, cleaned up, felt like eating Chicken Kiev so Puj and Shorty hooked me up. Went for a movie, got home, FINALLY FINISHED Prince of Persia. And good night.

!AOL NOTES!
1 – Pictures: I Shall be loading the pictures on my sandobiaz site to wacha-wachaout! If you’re not already a member just holla and I’ll hit you back with an invite.
2 – Peoples: 653 people from all over the world were there and I wont planning to hang with the UK crew that I knew so I did something new. Got enough contacts and I plan to use them all coz I wanna see it all.
3 – Seva: Normally I did the late seva which they stopped after a few days coz reaching Ashram late and then waking up early and all but trust me Guruji said there’s so much happiness in doing Seva (maybe coz it connects with his main main main tool for AOL – Stay in the present). I don’t know, whatever man, my body was drained from the day but doing Seva just brought that JOY. Then again coz I like to earn my props maybe it was coz I liked being called a Seva Warrior and the pat on my back. MORE LATER

Hollow & Empty
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2 Unlimited (Discography)

2 Unlimited (Discography).
Genre: Rave/Pop/House/Techno/Dutch Eurodance/R&B

- Get Ready! (1992): Sounds so amateur. Nearly half the tracks are instrumentals of other tracks in the album.
- No Limits (1993): Gets better. Still the UK version they took Ray’s rapping bits out coz it was ‘too clumsy’. With this album they became the only artists to have a No. 1 album in the UK… twice! Includes my 2 fav R&B numbers Where Are You Now and Shelter For A Rainy Day.
- Real Things (1994): Instruments sound way more professional but not all that special. Sounds pretty much the same throughout.
- Hits Unlimited (1995): Just that. Ray and Anita split after this.
- II (1998): Ray and Anita were replaced coz Ray wanted to go more towards Rap, Anita towards R&B. Album dunt do too well. And why would it, bloody techno with touches of groove, gospel… one song sounds like Abba with some happy Chinese schoolgirl kinda theme. They would have pulled it off if they served it right. Lobster pieces on pizza wont be bad as long as there’s no shells kinda thing. Plus there’s no dude singing/rapping so one flavour is missing. How’d you like Chinese food without rice/noodles and one chopstick to eat it with. (Calming down). At least the last song sounds more like 2 Unlimited.
- Best Unlimited (1998): Not found but easy to guess content.
- Greatest Remix Hits (2006): Nice.
- Trance Remixes (2002): Very nice.
- The Complete History (2004): I think it’s meant to be a DVD featuring all their hit videos.

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DMX Discography

DMX Discography.
Genre: Gangsta Rap/Hip Hop

- It’s Dark and Hell is Hot (1998): Through out the albums his Prayer tracks sound wicked, not really singing, not exactly the rap you’re used to… more like thug poetry/preaching.
- Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood (1998): One of the few rappers that spits them superior lyrics. There was controversy over his CD cover with him covered in pig’s blood.
- … And Then There Was X (1999): My personal favourite album coz it had Here We Go Again, Party Up, What These B1tche5 Want and Good Girls, Bad Guys.
- The Great Depression (2001): This is when I found out DMX directs and produces his videos… or at least for Who We Be. Good tracks are Who We Be, We Right Here and I Miss You.
- Grand Champion (2003): Starting to get much now. Don’t Gotta Go Home final has a bit of love rap even if it is with his mistress telling him not to vex about his wife coz she’s there.
- Year of the Dog…. Again (2006): Usual. Disses Will Smith indirectly… not cool. I heard Lord Give Me A Sign on the weekend after mathe’s passing… perfect timing coz I was hearing shit about gold and bull when all I could think was my lady made it/left me. Goodbye and Blown Away are pretty deep.
- B-Sides/Ruff Ryders/Soundtracks: It is what it is. Grand Final with
Method Man, Ja Rule and Nas is pretty good. Most High Remix with Jerzee Monet is extra deep till DMX starts rapping in the end lol.

The Juice: Gave up school to rob for a living. Was in school with Mary J. Blige. Used to rap and then he was asked to beatbox for this other dude. So dude got his name DMX from the synthesizer he used then. Course, now it stands for Dark Man X. Dude wants to be a preacher when he retires and have a reality TV show called DMX: Soul Of A Man. At least in all his albums he has his prayers and dedicates a song or two to Jesus.

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What We Accomplished (Art of Living) from Drijen


What We Accomplished (Art of Living) from Drijen:
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- Implement 5H programme (Human Values, Health, Hygiene, Harmony in Diversity, Homes for Homeless).
- Provide trauma relief along with material relief to disaster affected work areas.
- Adopt villages and transform them into Adarsh Model Villages
- Establish many tribal schools – to spread the value education to needy people
- Touching the lives and bring in tremendous positive transformation in criminals, terrorist etc through PRISON SMART Courses
- Conducting many rehabilitation programme
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