Rodney Dangerfield Biography 2012

Rodney Dangerfield Biography 2012

Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.