My Fav Jokes from Azaan’s FB Status
– What’s the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, see’s what’s in the fridge and goes to bed!!!!!!!! Married man comes home, see’s what’s in the bed and goes to the fridge!!!!

– A woman wants everything from one man. A man wants one thing from all the women.

– He who laughs last didn’t get it.

– If you jogged back ward…. Would you gain weight?

– A man goes to the library and asks for a book about suicide. the librarian say: F*ck you!! you won’t bring it BACK!!

– My friends status said “suicidal and standing on a cliff”. So i poked him!!!

– Can’t seem to find the right pair of shoes to match the bag’s under my eyes.

– Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

– People are so concerned about how many die because of alcohol. Do they realize how many are born because of it!

– The most important thing in a relationship is trust, if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how do you know she’s not going to tell your wife.

– When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s the same thing as having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

– I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…..its called super glue!

And best for last
– Q: What do u find in an empty nose?????? A: Finger prints.