MADRID STAG/HEN WEEKEND 21st June 2007
Thursday – Mad work. Call enough peeps for a room to rent. More mad work.
Went out my way to shave. Bob does me some seva and takes me to the peeps I talked to about rooms. Veronica’s this funny old Korean lady but the room is great, deal is great… just smells like sushi. Oh and she has a cat. Next some dodgy looking place in Belmont with some dodgy looking dude waiting outside. No not Bob. Over to Edgware… Sri Lankan dudes… decent offer, good rooms… oven dunt work, shower has issues so no thanx. Decide to get some poussin… bump into Aneesh and mom’s fam from Meru’s son. Head to Sags.

Friday – Wake up at 3am. Pick Shalin. Flight to Madrid. The Hotel
Emperador is amazing. 4**** and what a sweet deal. Got gym, sauna… like I said 4****. Big up Shalin!!! Meet up with Deepan and the rest of the
Stag/Hen crew.
Afternoon – Food a some nice outsidey place. Remember folks if you ask for chips you’ll get crisps so make sure you order… something patatas. Have to go back to our Hotel coz someone’s really anal about sticking to rules about having passport numbers for go-karting. Sylvia takes care of us. The ride to the place cool. Got to see the landscapes and skylines and buildings. Go karting was just tooooo fun. Stag gets some nagging for driving badly… one reason why you don’t wanna do stag and hen together. But the lady didn’t want naked women dancing for her fiancée. Dude was totally cool about everything man. I’ve never met such a safe dude. Back to our hotel we chill at the roof top swimming pool for some drinks. Reminisce about things and mathe.
Evening – Angela takes us for the tapas tour. First place was veggie stuff.
Second place was some nice sweet wine and prawns. Big up Angela for pulling out the icky bits and feeding us. Third place I’d told Angela I really wanna try the pigs ears so try get more people to choose that. Even though we got a few guys the hen was not pleased with me for ordering that. Make up for it by serving food and drinks. Fourth place had a proper meal. Yum yum. Now alcohol was talking and music wasn’t so I started doing more ‘seva’ lol. The waiters were pleased ok. Now and then would sneak the stag a ciggy. Step on Angela’s dislocated toes.
Night – Club at this place, which has some ‘300’ themed acts outside. First there was some horse drawn chariot thing with Leonidas or whatever. Then was some combat with 2 guys while gay and scary looking Xerxes floated about. The club was too nice… so many rooms with so much music. Note: Signora (coz she wont give me her name) and Desi babes. Note 2: The Indian babes were odd coz her guy friends were really pimping them out to me. Hot one asked all these ‘biodata’ questions and I guess I gave one wrong answer so she handed me over to the younger one. Oh and I was trying to tell the hot one that she looked like a darker Rani Mukerji… instead I told her she looks like Guruji. Wicked! Crazy night. Oh yeah Sag Reminder: There was one point where I’s grinding with Signora and coz she wont turn around at one point I had her in a half-nelson wrestling move. Hope I didn’t strangle her too much. Leaving the club it was just 5 of us. Sag carried Roshni and he’s like its like her weight went straight to her head… coz he nearly flipped her on the other side. I ask these 2 ladies to show me where Grand Via is… they don’t know English… end up losing Shalin, Sag, Roshni and Rav. End up on this road with lotsa ho’s. One calls me over. She’s like ‘I wan tu fak you’. I’m like ‘I want to go to my hotel in Grand Via’. She points out directions. The road is so long and I was walking in the opposite direction… luckily Sag and Shal see me across the road. Note: I don’t even know why I bother meditating in such a state.

Saturday – Sleep. Food. Ice cream. Sleep. What a waste. Link with Stag/Hen crew. By the way Sag and I were gate crashing. Angela takes us to a club where we keep getting frozen. Racist bouncers. End up at some R&B place with our own section so drinks were just coming. Hook the younger bro and friend with a lil something. *Now there were these two girls dancing around our area so we danced with them and one of the boys invited her to our area. Well and good. Apparently he made out with her too so why do I get in trouble for it… oh yeah younger brother cant see such things. I kept going over to the area with all the brotha’s and sista’s. One of the dude’s was proper pimped out… suited and booted. Sag reminder: Took him to that section and at one point tell him to dance like he’s mental and then punch him on his chest. Sorry man should have explained… I meant get Krump. *Grind with really odd named Muslim shorty. Sag says I wont the first… first the Hen already got rude with shorty and then the bro goes up to shorty and asked her and buddy how much they cost. They just bust outta there. And when leaving the bro slaps my balls as a joke… I’s like do that again I’ll show you how funny I can get with jokes. Hen got into it so I just left it… she’s not please with the girl thing, the pigs ears thing or catching me sneaking the Stag a cigarette. Get to the hotel, get locked out, brekkie, jokes, meditation, sleep. All in all wicked night… didn’t think getting drunk 2 days in a row would happen anymore. Can’t wait for the coming weekend.

Sunday – Wake early, flight, busses, gym dump, home. Washing machine door wont open!!!

Monday – Aches!!! Pay deposit to the Korean lady’s son for the room… as she told me! Just after I leave she calls asking who I am and the rooms already taken. I’m like no man I like the place, the room, everything. Gotta pick up deposit tomorrow. Kriya I was coughing out the crap I put in during the weekend. You can actually feel it working. Dinner with new girl… got so much in common. Funny… there’d be a time I’d think I was in love.

Tuesday – Deposit lady calls me just as I reach her house… oh I can stay now… but come anyway so I can see your face. I’m like hello I’m the Indian guy! Such a cutie… then she’s like I want you only to stay, I love you, you are my son. Awwwwww. Washing machine door opens but do my load at Bobs. Exchange stag stories. Need some sleep!

Wednesday – Cancel all commitments to stay home and do house stuff. Iron, cut Vik’s hair… Bob convinces me to go for a movie. Home… pack again, which is why, once again you’re getting this early.

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