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INTENTION ATTENTION MANIFESTATION by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (JAN 4TH 2004 – CANADIAN ASHRAM)

INTENTION ATTENTION MANIFESTATION by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (JAN 4TH 2004 – CANADIAN ASHRAM)

(JAN 4TH 2004 – CANADIAN ASHRAM)Sri Sri Ravi Shankar: The association of a particular sense object, over and over, creates a sense of craving for it. If you’re used to eating ice cream almost everyday (laughter), then you get craving for it. If you’re used to drinking coffee… You were not born with a coffee craze. (laughter) Nobody is born with a craving for coffee, but you have started a habit within you. That habit has created a craving. How…

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Sample That!

Sample That!

Sample That! Get a taste of everything… your sub-conscience does not recognize good and bad/right or wrong. But as humans we see a killing as bad and in a way we need that just like we need to feel pain/fear to warn us of danger. We just need a bit of it, we don’t have to be full of fear or pain right. Ok it’s not coming out how I imagined. Another angle… take animals for instance… do they know…

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Wetlands by Charlotte Roche, translated by Tim Mohr

Wetlands by Charlotte Roche, translated by Tim Mohr

[From the Inside FlapHelen Memel lies in the Department of Internal Medicine at Maria Hilf Hospital. While she waits for her divorced parents to come and visit her – who she hopes will finally be reconciled by the side of her hospital bed – she begins to examine those parts of her body usually seen as distinctly ‘unladylike’. She lets the orderly, Robin, take photos of those areas her curious gaze can’t reach. And, on the side, she tends to…

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Dial M for Merde by Stephen Clarke

Dial M for Merde by Stephen Clarke

Dial M for Merde by Stephen Clarke Forth part of the ‘Merde’ series. This time Paul West ends up with an eco-friendly girlfriend that wants to kill the French president and he’s catering for a wedding where the president will be present. Looks like Paul West got his spine and his testicles back… thought he was still playing his girls puppet he wasn’t being a lil biatch about it. Much better than the previous one but something was missing and…

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Merde Happens by Stephen Clarke

Merde Happens by Stephen Clarke

The third in his ‘Merde’ series, in this one French cafe owner takes up a job touring USA to promote UK to save his cafe in France. Good bit first coz when I say bit… just the first half of the book had a few jokes that actually made me laugh our loud enough to get the attention of fellow exercyclists or bus passengers. The story is too exciting without continuity. All that excitement and we don’t get to know…

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Oslo – October 2009

Oslo – October 2009

If you’re on Facebook… pics are at http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=111550&id=500304440&ref=mf 09/10/09 Friday – Early morning gym session. Fitness First instructor forcing the guys to add more weight and hinting not to come to his class if they can’t do it. Freeze my gym account. Busses to Old Street. Taz shows me her work place… it’s like a college for adults man… got gym, soft water, cafeteria… wicked man! have a fish cake there with extra tartar sauce. Change money at M&S. There…

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